Funny Things Wizards Say


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Person #1: "I got the Boss!"

Me: "You know, you could shield yourself instead since you keep dying?"

Person #1: "Eh, shields are too heavy."

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First Round- Boss Kills Person #1.

Person #1: "Oh gosh!"

*Person #3 heals Person #1 with a Satyr.*

Second Round- Boss Kills Person #1 AGAIN.

Person #1: "You know what? It's alright.
I like being dead and thats why I went first!"


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Person #1: "Do you have Choke?"

Person #2: "Choke? I don't have any Choke." (seemed confused)

Person #1: "I swore your school had a Choke spell."

Me: "Choke is a Fire Spell. He's Death."

Person #2: "Do you mean Strangle?"

Person #1: "THAT'S IT!"

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Person #1 has been singing "Don't Stop The Pop" in the entire dungeon
and was the Person #1 in the above conversation.

Person #2: "What's the next bubble?"

Person #1: "Don't stop the Pop!"

Me: "I know who gets STRANGLED next." *glares at Person #1*

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Person #1: "LOL! You just made me spit water all over myself
and almost on my laptop! Good thing I turned away in time
and spit all over the floor and myself instead!"

Me: "Gosh! I thought you knew you shouldn't eat or drink around me!
That's the number one rule actually. Me and my jokes are a dangerous weapon
when food and drinks are in the vicinity. I can make them do weird things."

Person #1: "LOL! Stop making me laugh! Cut it out!"

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*walks into the common*

Person #1: "I dont know. I think it would be odd if there were no eyes on her."

WHAT THE HECK?

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Person #1: "Excuse me, do you know where the Mysterious Composer?"
Me: "Oh that's Nick Jonas..." *points to Nick Jonas who's ten feet away*
Person #2: *goes silent*..... lol.

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Person #1: "I can predict that we all will die."
Me: "Why are you being so negative? Besides you were wrong last time.
You said the same thing and we survived."
Person #1: "I just have a strong feeling that we will!"
Me: *kills boss* "See, he's dead."
Person #1: "Lol."
Me: "Maybe you should windex your crystal ball more often."
*everyone LOLs*

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Person #1: "Maybe you should go first since you are the not worthy one."
Person #2: "YEP! LOL!"
Me: "Not Worthy?"
Person #1: "What? Wait, what does 'Not Worthy' mean?"
Me: "Not deserving, not important."
Person #1: "Oh, good! I said it right."

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Dessy: "Nah, you don't need healing"
Me: "Well, it's kinda a drag being half dead. I mean.. It's not cool trying to fight with a dead arm and leg. They do get in the way!"

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Me: "Hello, this is Kelsey Fireheart. If you are interested in hatching, please leave a message after the beep. Don't forget to leave your name, species of pet, talents you want and how to reach you. IF it's an emergency hatching, please text me or press 1 when this message ends. *BEEEEEEEEEP!*"

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Me: "I Efreet you. God Bless and BEGONE!"

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The opposing side: "Oh, this is gonna be a easy fight."
Me: "LOL. That's what YOU think."
*Dessy does a Temp and wipes most of their health away*
The opposing side: ":O! We are so gonna lose."
Me: "That's what I said. ROFL!"

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"Efreet has a EVIL beard!!"
Me: "I thought he didn't have a beard?"
"Well, then, a EVIL Goatee!!"

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Nastrond Dungeon
Dessy: "This is the last battle right?"
Me: "Nope."
*We go to the next battle*
Dessy: "This one?"
Me: "No. There's like what, five fights to go?"
Dessy: "WHAT?! I thought this was a short dungeon."
Me: "That's what you get from not questing much and always doing power levelling."
*We go to the next battle*
Dessy: "I got it... This is not the LAST battle. I know because my storm is also in this dungeon and is in the battle ahead of us. It's those 4 gorilla guys that's the last battle, right?"
Me: "Bravo!.. Although they are NOT gorillas but GIANTS."
Dessy: "Whatever!!!"

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*Kelsey rides carpet over the hot blazing sand at her Sultan's Palace*
Me: "WHOOhoooo! I'm surfing on sand! COWBUNGA!!!" "
*YELPS!*
Me: "Is that a SHARK?!"
*Shark Mount comes and snaps its jaws*
Me: "OMG, I DON'T WANNA LOSE AN LEG OR AN ARM!"
*zooms away on the carpet fast from the Shark*

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Dessy: "What do you think of my clothes? I changed the colors. I know I look like a blueberry but.."
Me: "OOH, PERRY!!!!"
Dessy: "Huh?"
Me: *starts singing 'Come Home Perry'*

"Perry,
You know you are a boys best friend.
You're more than just a passing trend.
You're like a treat from a candy store.
Oh Perry,
We love you more than ice cream cakes.
We love you more than bugs and snakes.
We love you more than all things mentioned from before.
Oh Perry, you're extraordinary.

You're kinda short and hairy.
The color of a blueberry.
Yes Perry..
So come home Perry
Come home Perry..."


Dessy: "Are you kidding me right? Very funny!"
Me: "Hehe! PERRY!"

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Round 1 of a PvP Battle:
Dessy: *does wild bolt and kills the opposition* "And you doubted me that I could finish a battle in one round?"
Me: "No I did not doubt you. BUT, you got lucky honestly. His partner did not show up. So if he did, then that would mean TWO rounds. :D"
Dessy: *scoffs* "Details, details...."

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Me: "Hello!" *sees one of Diana's wiz in battle*
Diana #1: "Lol. Hi! Go on and join the other battle."
Me: "Already on way lol." *joins the Wavebringer battle*
Diana #2: "We have to wait so my other wiz can join. She needs this."
Timothy: "Oh ok."
We wait for a few rounds.
Timothy: "Where's she?"
Diana #2: "Dead."
Timothy: "Uh-Oh!"
Diana #1: *walks up to us and joins*
We LOL. "Oh they are DEAD, not her..." 

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Cody: "CHEEBUZ!"
Me: "Cody, don't take Cheebuz's name in vain, but Jesus is okay."

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Dessy: "I gotta potty, brb lol."
Me: "Oh have fun! Just don't make a flood. Noah's way too lazy to make another ark."

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Taliesinharp: "I have gone completely deaf. Well, I have 60% deafness in my left ear & 40% in my right."
Me: "Oh that's the 60/40 deaf deal you got. Not total lol."

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Diana: "I'm hungry. Need mana! COME MANA!!!" *she runs around chasing blue mana wisps* "Nope, not full yet!! I need MORE!"
Me: "ROFL! Dessy, I think we broke her."
Dessy: "ROFL!! What happened?"
Me: "I don't know... She suddenly became so hungry for mana."
Diana: *uses menu chat to say: "I NEED MORE MANA!"* "Nope, not full yet!!" *runs behind a tree and hides* "grrr, they are so stubborn." *stalks after them when they pass by* "Pssst, mana come here." *catches one* "Whew.. Am now full. Go away Mana!!"

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Me: "Imagine what if our pets could talk.. like what if the evil snowman said.. 'I want to kill you so bad. I can taste it.' while waving that shiny knife all over the place?"
Dessy: "ROFL! That would be creepy!"
Me: "Yes lol. I would love a vampire pet that went 'Oh your neck looks so so very pretty to me. And delicious. Come to me, little pet.' while motioning him to come by wiggling his finger and winking."
Dessy: "LOL!!!"

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Dessy: "I'm gunna use all noob spells on Malistaire. Blizzard, Temp, Bolt and Unicorn."
Me: "Oh, wow, poor Malistaire. He'll end up to be a wet and frozen mess! With icicles hanging from his nose and his hair all electrified and sticking out, clothes all wet and frozen! And he'll say 'Damn it, not again! You will eventually lose!!'"
Dessy: "ROFL! As if I could ever lose."

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Me: "It would be funny if there's a children story about Malistaire as a little boy and how he turned evil. See him in the corner crying and silently saying, 'I will rule the Spiral' some day!!!'"

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Dessy: "Isn't it funny that Malistaire was the most difficult boss in the spiral a long time ago? And now he's like a little kitten."
Me: "ROFL! So true!"

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