Person: "I got the Boss!"
Me: "You know, you could shield yourself instead since you keep dying?"
Person: "Eh, shields are too heavy."
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First Round-
Boss Kills Person#1.
"Oh gosh!"
Life heals Person #2 with a Satyr.
Second Round-
Boss Kills Person #1.
"You know what? It's alright. I like being dead and thats why I went first!"
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Person #1: "Do you have Choke?"
Person #2: "Choke? I don't have any Choke." (seemed confused)
Person: "I swore your school had a Choke spell."
Me: "Choke is a Fire Spell. He's Death."
Person #2: "Do you mean Strangle?"
Person #1: "THAT'S IT!"
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Person #1 has been singing "Don't Stop The Pop" in the entire dungeon.
Person #2: "What's the next bubble?"
Person #1: "Don't stop the Pop!"
Me: "I know who gets STRANGLED next." *glares at Person #1*
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Person #1: LOL! You just made me spit water all over myself and almost on my laptop! Good thing I turned away in time!
Me: Gosh! I thought you knew you shouldn't eat or drink around me! That's the number one rule actually. Me and my jokes are a dangerous weapon when food and drinks are in the vicinity. I can make them do weird things.
Person #1: "LOL! Stop making me laugh! Cut it out!"
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*walks into the common*
Person #1: "I dont know. I think it would be odd if there were no eyes on her."
WHAT THE HECK?
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Person #1: "Excuse me, do you know where the Mysterious Composer?"
Me: "Oh that's Nick Jonas..." *points to Nick Jonas who's ten feet away*
Person #2: *goes silent*..... lol.
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