Funny Things That Wizards Say - Part 4

Cody: "CHEEBUZ!"

Me: "Cody, don't take Cheebuz's name in vain, but Jesus is okay."

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Dessy: "I gotta potty, brb lol."

Me: "Oh have fun! Just don't make a flood. Noah's way too lazy to make another ark."

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Taliesinharp: "I have gone completely deaf. Well, I have 60% deafness in my left ear & 40% in my right."

Me: "Oh that's the 60/40 deaf deal you got. Not total lol."

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Diana: "I'm hungry. Need mana! COME MANA!!!" *she runs around chasing blue mana wisps* "Nope, not full yet!! I need MORE!"

Me: "ROFL! Dessy, I think we broke her."

Dessy: "ROFL!! What happened?"

Me: "I don't know... She suddenly became so hungry for mana."

Diana: *uses menu chat to say: "I NEED MORE MANA!"* "Nope, not full yet!!" *runs behind a tree and hides* "grrr, they are so stubborn." *stalks after them when they pass by* "Pssst, mana come here." *catches one* "Whew.. Am now full. Go away Mana!!"

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Me: "Imagine what if our pets could talk.. like what if the evil snowman said.. 'I want to kill you so bad. I can taste it.' while waving that shiny knife all over the place?"

Dessy: "ROFL! That would be creepy!"

Me: "Yes lol. I would love a vampire pet that went 'Oh your neck looks so so very pretty to me. And delicious. Come to me, little pet.' while motioning him to come by wiggling his finger and winking."

Dessy: "LOL!!!"

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Dessy: "I'm gunna use all noob spells on Malistaire. Blizzard, Temp, Bolt and Unicorn."

Me: "Oh, wow, poor Malistaire. He'll end up to be a wet and frozen mess! With icicles hanging from his nose and his hair all electrified and sticking out, clothes all wet and frozen! And he'll say 'Damn it, not again! You will eventually lose!!'"

Dessy: "ROFL! As if I could ever lose."

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Me: "It would be funny if there's a children story about Malistaire as a little boy and how he turned evil. See him in the corner crying and silently saying, 'I will rule the Spiral' some day!!!'"

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Dessy: "Isn't it funny that Malistaire was the most difficult boss in the spiral a long time ago? And now he's like a little kitten."

Me: "ROFL! So true!"