Friday, May 20, 2011

The Funny Things That Wizards Say - Part 2


Here are the funny little things that I have said
or other people have said throughout the game.
This is Part 1 since I do plan on collecting funny little bits.
I think this is a great way of making everyone laugh
and shake their head. I know I did! Lol.

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Person #1: "I got the Boss!"

Me: "You know, you could shield yourself instead since you keep dying?"

Person #1: "Eh, shields are too heavy."

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First Round- Boss Kills Person #1.

Person #1: "Oh gosh!"

Person #3 heals Person #1 with a Satyr.

Second Round- Boss Kills Person #1 AGAIN.

Person #1: "You know what? It's alright.
I like being dead and thats why I went first!"


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Person #1: "Do you have Choke?"

Person #2: "Choke? I don't have any Choke." (seemed confused)

Person #1: "I swore your school had a Choke spell."

Me: "Choke is a Fire Spell. He's Death."

Person #2: "Do you mean Strangle?"

Person #1: "THAT'S IT!"

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Person #1 has been singing "Don't Stop The Pop" in the entire dungeon
and was the Person #1 in the above conversation.

Person #2: "What's the next bubble?"

Person #1: "Don't stop the Pop!"

Me: "I know who gets STRANGLED next." *glares at Person #1*

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Person #1: "LOL! You just made me spit water all over myself
and almost on my laptop! Good thing I turned away in time
and spit all over the floor and myself instead!"

Me: "Gosh! I thought you knew you shouldn't eat or drink around me!
That's the number one rule actually. Me and my jokes are a dangerous weapon
when food and drinks are in the vicinity. I can make them do weird things."

Person #1: "LOL! Stop making me laugh! Cut it out!"

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*walks into the common*

Person #1: "I dont know. I think it would be odd if there were no eyes on her."

WHAT THE HECK?

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Person #1: "Excuse me, do you know where the Mysterious Composer?"
Me: "Oh that's Nick Jonas..." *points to Nick Jonas who's ten feet away*
Person #2: *goes silent*..... lol.

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Person #1: "I can predict that we all will die."
Me: "Why are you being so negative? Besides you were wrong last time.
You said the same thing and we survived."
Person #1: "I just have a strong feeling that we will!"
Me: *kills boss* "See, he's dead."
Person #1: "Lol."
Me: "Maybe you should windex your crystal ball more often."
*everyone LOLs*

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Person #1: "Maybe you should go first since you are the not worthy one."
Person #2: "YEP! LOL!"
Me: "Not Worthy?"
Person #1: "What? Wait, what does 'Not Worthy' mean?"
Me: "Not deserving, not important."
Person #1: "Oh, good! I said it right."

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Me: "WOW my cat is so smart."
Person #1: "Yeah? Why?"
Me: "She claws at my face to get my attention!"

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